kaliforhnia:

Idk why I keep getting sad over people that don’t give a shit about me.

batreaux:

You bump into a man on the subway wearing a trenchcoat. You apologize and he responds “Its alright. We’re only human. All of us. All of us here are human. Yep. Very human. I’m probably the most human here! You betcha.” and then the trenchcoat falls and the figure collapses and roughly 1000 salamanders scatter around the train 

aladdinvevo:

i think im in like like with you

(出典: empanacla)

newwsies:

ah yes I am fluent in musical theater lyrics

(出典: veronicafercard)

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me trying to find backspace (via masuhararin)

(出典: lacrimosaaaa)